He Jumped.

We spent hours out in 85 degree heat, got sunburned, putting up the fence.  And he just waited, less than 24 hours, when we both were gone, he went and jumped over the fence.  Less than five months old.  

The only clue was the red stripe on his underbelly.  Laboratory testing showed that it was Ragu on his belly.  There is no question about it: the Flying Spaghetti Monster touched him with his great noodley appendage.

Categories: miracles
Tags: FSM