From the In-Box

A label from a laptop computer bag that is made by a small American company for overseas customers:
Here is the translation from the French:

Wash with warm water.
Use mild soap.
Dry flat.
Do not use bleach.
Do not dry in the dryer.
Do not iron.
We are sorry that our President is an idiot.
We did not vote for him.

UPDATE: found via George Hernandez, the label is on a computer bag made by Tom Bihn.