Got That Settled

My pirate name is:

Iron Roger Read

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough matey. That's okay wit' ye, though, since ya' be a tough matey. E'en though many pirates 'ave a rep'tation f'r not bein' t' brightest souls on earth, you defy t' sterotypes. Ye got taste and education. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

I just realized that the format of this post is messed up if viewed with Internet Explorer on Widnows XP. If I cared enough I would try to fix it; but I don't, and won't. You all should be using Firefox, anyway. (Or Safari or Opera, I suppose, or Konqueror.)