Use the Right Staples!

For those of you who have body parts falling off at inopportune times, during to shaking, wiggling, hemibalismus, or other movements, when your staples are rusty, you need to know that you are using the wrong staples.  3M Corporation (Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing Co.), has just the thing for you.

The 3M surgical staple is the latest in practical fashion accessories...and tough as nails, to boot.  Made of 316L stainless steel, the 3M surgical staple is 14% to 16% nickel, and is almost entirely nonmagnetic.  It is safe to wear them even in an MRI, thus averting the embarrassment of having to crawl back in to the tube to retrieve limbs or organs that otherwise might be left behind.  And now the 3M™ Precise™ Multi-Shot Disposable Skin Stapler System is available!  The Multi-Shot gives you all the advantages of the 316L staples, without the muss 'n fuss associated with reusable staplers.  No late dinners on the table while you mess around with the autoclave!  It comes pre-loaded with 5, 15, 25, or 35 staples, for the ultimate in convenience and flexibility.  And that's not all!  Now the Multi-Shot comes with your choice of box-type or arcuate-style staples!

The Multi-Shot is suitable for these applications:

• Emergency Department
• Clinics and physician's offices
• Outpatient Surgery
• Operating Room
• Labor and Delivery
• Adventure/First Aid Kits

So if you are tired of the hassle of the autoclave, or sickened by the prospect of untimely body part departure, put away your Black & Decker™ and upgrade to the 3M™ Precise™ Multi-Shot Disposable Skin Stapler System today!